We're Knights of the Round Table

We dance when ere we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impeccable

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're Knights of the Round Table

Our shows are formidable

But many times we're given rhymes

That are quite unsingable

We're Opera mad in Camelot

We sing from the diaphragma lot

In war we're tough and able

Quite indefatigable

Between our quests we sequin vests

And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a busy life in Camelot

I have to push the pram a lot