Hello Lakeland
Y′all ready to rock in the Sunshine State
They got rednecks wrestling' pythons
They got drunk girls goin′ wild
Party with margaritavillers
And serial killers
While you watch a gator eat a child
They proudly lead the nation
In public masturbation
They're jerkin' off all over the place
Forget the Key lime pie
Let′s get a bath salt high
And much on a stranger′s fa-a-ace
Because anything goes in Florida
Come on down and do your worst
Snort a rail off a dolphin
Naked and a-golfin'
Chances are you won′t be the first
Dom' anything, anywhere
Any time in FLA
They got meth labs and magic kingdoms
Titty bars and the KKK
And when s**t goes down
You can stand your ground
And blow your neighbor away
Because anything goes in Florida
Baby, let the good times roll
If there′s a law, you can duck it
If you catch it, you can f*ck it
It's America′s glory hole
Talkin' anything, anywhere
Any night and any day
In FLA
