Hello lakeland
Y’all ready to rock in the sunshine state
They got rednecks wrestling’ pythons
They got drunk girls goin’ wild
Party with margaritavillers
And serial killers
While you watch a gator eat a child
They proudly lead the nation
In public m**n
They’re jerkin’ off all over the place
Forget the key lime pie
Let’s get a bath salt high
And much on a stranger’s fa-a-ace
Because anything goes in Florida
Come on down and do your worst
Snort a rail off a dolphin
Naked and a golfin’
Chances are you won’t be the first
Dom’ anything, anywhere
Any time in FLA
They got m**h labs and magic kingdoms
T**y bars and the kkk
And when shit goes down
You can stand your ground
And blow your neighbor away
Because anything goes in Florida
Baby, let the good times roll
If there’s a law, you can duck it
If you catch it, you can f**k it
It’s America’s glory hole
Talkin’ anything, anywhere
Any night and any day
In FLA
