Drinkin' the rest of last night's beer
Staring at channel 5
Headin' down a one-way street
It's a wonder I'm still alive
Nothin' left to say nothin' left to do
But light another cigarette and mark off another day
I'm travelin' down the wrong side of the road
Save your advice I ignore what I'm told
We're all takin' bets on how much longer I can last
I'm on the wrong side of the road waitin' to crash
All those friends I used to know
They never come around
They copied their life off a tv screen
Grew up and settled down
Reminisce in bars is all that they do now
Like if they talk about it long enough
It'll all come back somehow
I'm travelin' down the wrong side of the road
Save your advice I ignore what I'm told
We're all takin' bets on how much longer I can last
I'm on the wrong side of the road waitin' to crash
I listen to the preacher talk about the God of Love
The one we're supposed to fear
I'd sit real still in my good clothes
Listening to what we wanted to hear
Talk about the things that are supposed to set you free
Jesus or Jack Daniels it's all the same to me
I'm travelin' down the wrong side of the road
Save your advice I ignore what I'm told
We're all takin' bets on how much longer I can last
I'm on the wrong side of the road waitin' to crash