Love was once a crazy dream

Now it's my new evil scheme

And I'm as happy as can be

It's the age old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl

We got a love strong enough

To rule the whole wide world

We both maniacally laugh

At all the same stuff

I found my other half, yes

I got an evil love!

When our robot armies march

To the beating of our hearts

I'm as happy as can be

It's the age old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl

We got a love strong enough

To rule the whole wide world

We both maniacally laugh

At all the same stuff,

You can't foil a plan that's

Built upon evil love

Evil love