1 2 3 in the place to be
As it is plain to see we be the Ac's
On the microphone and I do it swell
I go by the name of mist wells
Standing next to me on the MIC
Is my main man smile lee
Standing next to him he do what he like
He go by the name of nephew mike
And last but not least number one in the crew
He goes by the name of Coward who
I know this chick a real fly shortie
She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40
And when she gets tipsy she acts like a stunt
'Cause a 40 and a blunt that's all she really wants
I know this freak named Bertha the town cum slur per
I f**ked her in the a** till she screamed bloody murder
And if you see Bertha tell her I'm gonna hurt her
'Cause she gave me some sh*t that my doctor never heard of
I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana
Sipping Tropicana in a calm like manner
Just like a hammer I really tried to slam her
Man oh man she drained my stamina
I know this dip named Jessica bimbos used to mess with her
It really didn't matter so I still slept with her
It was all good in that she gave up the kitty cat
And when I was done I said good looking black
I met this chick named Nessie who favors uncle fester
I beat the b**ch bloody 'cause she stole from my dresser
Bruises knots and mufti lacerations
I almost killed the b**ch my lawyer got me probation
I met this girl named Kim at the all natural gym
Trying to push up was this guy named Tim
Who will win is it me or him
Gave her a grin and I was in
Check it I know this dip named Chiquita she lives in Marquesas
Got a body booming like a LBJ speaker
I tried to get her my nephew had hit her
So instead I bagged her sister
I know this honey named Brenda she lives down south
Took her in the alley put my nuts in her mouth
And when she got finished I bent that a** over
Pulled up her skirt and proceeded to stroke her
I know this shortie named Judy with a really big booty
Got howdy Moody in my Jacuzzi
The shorty got moody and that really didn't suit me
So now I'm tutti fruit ti with her friend named Susie
Now there's Christine the freak of my dreams
Who gets real freaky with a can of whipped cream
Took her to the crib I had to do it quick
And when I got finished she was joking cool dick
I met a chick named Irma no a** firmer
When it came to sucking dicks she was a real fast learner
She packed an automatic she always had static
People call her Irma but I call her hump a magic
I know this dip named Sasha she worked at red lobster
She wanted to get nice so I bought her some vodka
Gave her a joint went to huds point
Then I drove her wild like Maj Floyd
I know a freak named Lucy her lips were mad juicy
She got sent away because she ate a baby's conchie
She was a real Lottie she acted kinda snotty
She worked at the mall but she stole a dead body
There's this honey named Angie with a fat a** crack
Killing me softly like Roberta flack
But when I saw her sister it really didn't matter
So I had to step off 'cause the booty was fatter
