A hip hop ba hibbip
ba hibbeedibbee hip hip
hop and you don't stop
Rock it out baby bopper
to the boogeddy bang bang
the boogie to
the boogeddy beat
Now what you hear
is not a test
I'm rappin' to the beat
And me, the groove and
my friends are gonna try
to move your feet
You see I am Wonder Mike
and I'd like to say hello
Uh, to the black, to the white
the red and the brown
the purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang bang
the boogie to the boogie
Say up jumped the boogie
to the bang bang boogie
Let's rock, you don't stop
Rock the rhythm that'll
make your body rock
Well so far you've heard
my voice but I brought
two friends along
And next on the mic is
my man Hank, come on Hank
sing that song, check it out
Well I'm on the dip
The ladies tip
The women fight
for my delight
But I'm the grandmaster
with the three MC's
that shock the house
for the young ladies
And when you come inside
and to the front
You do the freak spank
and do the bump
And when the sucker MC's
try to prove a point
We're Treacherous Trio
and we're the serious joint
Now from sun to sun
and from day to day
I sit down and write
a brand new rhyme
Because they say that
miracles never cease
I've created
a devastating masterpiece
I'm gonna rock the mic
so you can't resist
Everybody I say it
goes like this
Well I was comin' home
late one dark afternoon
Reporter stopped me
for an interview
She said she's heard stories
and she's heard fables
that I'm vicious on the mic
and the turntables
This young reporter
I did adore
So I rocked a vicious rhyme
like I never did before
She said, damn fly guy
I'm in love with you
The Casanova legend
must've been true
I said, by the way baby
What's your name
She said I go by the
name Lois Lane
And you could be
my boyfriend
You sho' and you can
Just let me quit my
boyfriend called Superman
I said, he's a fairy
I do suppose
Flyin' through the air
in panty hose
He may be tall and sexy
or even cute, but he looks
like a sucker in
a blue and red suit
I said, you need a man
who's got finesse
and his whole name
across his chest
He may be able to fly
all through the night
But can he rock a party
'til the early light
He can't satisfy you
with his little worm
but I can bust you out
with my super sperm
I go do it, I go do it
I go do it, do it, do it
And I'm here and I'm there
I'm big bad Hank
I'm everywhere
Uh, just throw your
hands up in the air
And party hearty
like you just don't care
Let's do it, uh don't stop y'all
Uh, to the top y'all
You don't stop
Uh, go hotel motel
Oh, what ya gonna do today
Say I'm a get a fly girl
Gonna get some swing
and drive off in a def OJ
Everybody go hotel motel
Holiday Inn
You say if your girl
starts acting up
then you take her friend
I say skip, jive
What can I say
I can't fit 'em all inside my OJ
So I just take half
and bust them out
I give the rest to Master Gee
so he can shock the house
I said a M A S, a T E R
a G with a double E
I said I go by the
unforgettable name of the
man they call the Master Gee
Well my name is known
all over the world by
all the foxy ladies
and the pretty girls
I'm goin' down in history
as the baddest brother
there ever could be
Now I'm feelin' the highs
and you're feelin' the lows
The beat starts gettin'
into your toes
You start poppin' your fingers
and stompin' your feet
and movin' your body while
you're sittin' in your seat
And then damn
you start doin' the freak
I said damn, a right
outta your seat
Then you throw your
hands high in the air
You're rockin' to the rhythm
Shake your derriere
You're rockin' to the
beat without a care
With the sure shot
MC's for the affair
Now I'm not as tall
as the rest of the gang
But I rap to the beat
just the same
I got a little face
and a pair of brown eyes
All I'm here to do
ladies is hypnotize
Singin' on and and on
and on on and on
The beat don't stop
until the break of dawn
Singin' on and and on
and on on and on
Like a hot butter to pop
to pop to pop dippy
dippy pop di pop pop
You don't dare stop
Oh, come alive y'all
Give it what ya got
I guess by now
you can take a hunch
and find that I am
the baby of the bunch
But that's okay
I still keep in stride
'Cos all I'm here to do is
just a wiggle your behind
Singin' on and and on
and on and on
The beat don't stop
until the break of dawn
Singin' on and and on
and on on and on
Rock rock y'all
Get on the floor
I'm gonna freak you here
I'm gonna freak you there
I'm gonna move you outta
this atmosphere
'Cos I'm one of a kind
and I'll shock your mind
I put the kick kick kickers
in your behind
I said a one, two, three, four
Come on girls
Uh, get on the floor
Oh, come alive y'all
and gimme what ya got
'Cos I'm guaranteed
to make you rock
I said a one, two, three, four
Tell me Wonder Mike
what are you waitin' for
Said a hip hop, the hibby
to the hibbidy hip hip hoppa
You don't stop a rockin'
To the bang bang boogie
Say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of
the boogedy beat
Uh, skidelly bee bop
we rock scoo bee doo
Guess what America
we love you
Uh, 'cos you rock and a
roll with so much soul
You could rock 'til you're a
hundred and one years old
I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
but we like hot butter
on breakfast toast
Rock it up, baby bobba
Baby bobba to the boogedy
bang bang the boogie
To the beat beat
That's so unique
Come on everybody
and dance to the beat
Have you ever went over
a friends house to eat and
the food just ain't no good
I mean the macaroni's soggy
The peas are mushed and the
chicken tastes like wood
Uh, so you try to play it off
like you think you can
by a sayin' that you're full
And then your friend says
Mama he's just being polite
He ain't finished
Uh, uh that's bull
Uh, so your heart starts
pumpin' and you think
of a lie and you say
that you already ate
And your friend says
Man there's plenty of food
So you pile some
more on your plate
But while the stinkin' food's
steamin' your mind starts
to dreamin' of the moment
it's time to leave
And then you look at your
plate and your chicken's
slowly rotting into something
that looks like cheese
And then you say
That's it I gotta leave this
place, I don't care what
these people think
I'm just sittin' here makin'
myself nauseous with
this ugly food that stinks
Uh, so you bust out the
door while it's still closed
Still sick from the
food you ate
And then you run to the
store for quick relief from
a bottle of Kaopeptate
And then you call your
friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
And he says I understand
about the food baby bobba
but we're still friends
With a hip hop the hibby
to the hibbidy hip hip hoppa
You don't stop a rockin'
To the bang, bang boogie
Say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm
of the boogedy beat