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Mere dost saare Daarubaaz

Mera dada bhi Daarubaaz

Mere padosi Daarubaaz

Maine tod daale taalukaat

Deal karu dilemma mei, zindagi cinema si

Boli kya poonam maasi

Ye industry waalo ka churan na pi

Mujhpe hai tootan haavi

Boys call kare puchhe vyakhni ka scene

Chod chapaate call pe milte hi thik

Jo aadhata teer inke systum me

Karra hang hung dheela ye piston hai

Inki engine keh hai tootan haavi

Mera indhan de

Meri voti ghumata mai pulsar pe

Hard hu chote se roya ni mai apne mundan pe

Ghar se nikalta hu banthan k

Khiladiyon ka hai rangmanch ye

Jo Baraf nikle mere gale se bhaeee

Karaz chaie mere kandho pe nahi

Maine ego rakhi side mei woh farash pe soi

Meri umar lage meri mummy ko bhae

Meri bandi ko nahi

In fandho si dealo me fasta mai nahi

Ye kitaabe khopde me baste me nahi

Ye chhodke kal ke mere raste me na dikhe

Masle pe ladko ko karta na call

Sadko se nahi mera apna plot

Pahadi ladka jaake dhundle jaa todd

Mere ghante pe bajte ye baatuni log

Dost

Thoot bigadu teri mukko mai bhai

Jhaa se tu aya pohocha dunga vahi

Villo ki baate hai doodh ki dhai

Ye gaanda ilaka tum fass jaaoge yahi

Mukbhar hai bethe colony mai bawe tum jaante ho kya scene hai

Mai basdo mai shamil hoon pehele se

Bawe padhai choodi maine ye gyaarvi mai

Maaru scooty se wheelie mai aange

Ye bande peeche chuute kyoki naablik hai

Ye likh ke paddh seekhe hum hai colony se

Bande krte phone fatt se farrari mai

Doon se dilli bawe karo sawari ye

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Kya hai?

Junkie

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Yeahh

Tu ghar pe baith

Dikkatein aane pe bhagta tu foran

Tu ghar pe baith

Harr samay rahega ye chaapad ka Season

Tu ghar pe baith

Aadhe hai junkie

Aadhe hai banned

Ghused dete purab me suraj ko back

Reversal me buss inka chalta ni

Pashchim me dagdiyo ka check

Check Check

Karni hai sabki he guddiyan check

Jaanta hu khudko mai nisandeh

Kardene sabke mai systum pack!

Mai Su se hu Ku karu represent

Hai Lekhak or BW tere liye threat

Bhavishya saath jo bhoot (booth) pe karta na stress

Doubt toh daalu taboot me Pack (Poori Taaqat)

Junkie

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