I can't believe we've lived to be this old

And somehow we have never seen this hole

A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it;

Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding

It's time that we unwrapped this gift

Let's bring back the male midriff

It's my belly button. My belly, belly button

I won't pretend like it's nothing

'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something

Something I want to show to you

You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval

I bedazzled it

I made a nugget dip. Taste it!

Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold

Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet

Potting soil. Random seeds

Douglas Fir. Sapling Maple Tree

These are gonna get massive

And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases

The fact is, we're helping the planet's health

Wait. We carbon offset ourselves

So

We can cruise around in a big SUV

And these tree's allow us to ride separately

Let's continue this conversation

On our inefficient gas-powered phones

Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention:

It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children

It's my belly button

My belly belly button

I won't pretend like it's nothing

'Cause my belly belly button's really really something

Something I want to show to you

It's my belly button

My belly belly button

I won't pretend like it's nothing

'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something

Something I want to show to you