Help the homeless

Help the homeless

Ooh hey Princeton

Give me a quarter

Here in my hat

Come on Princeton

It's as easy as that

Helping others brings you

Closer to god

So give me a quarter

I don't have any change

Hmmm okay

Give me a dollar

That's not what I meant

Give me a five

Are you kidding

The more you give

The more you get

That's being alive

All I'm asking you

Is to do what

Jesus Christ would do

He'd give me a quarter

Why don't you

All right all right here you go

Ahh thanks

Take care

Whoa

What's the matter

I feel generous

I feel compassionate

You do

Yeah I feel like a new person a good person

Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic

That's what I've been trying to tell you

All this time I've been running around thinking

About me me me and where has it gotten me

I'm gonna do something for someone else

Me

No Kate I'm going to raise the money to build that

Stupid monster school she's always talking about

Give me your money

What

I need it for Kate

I need it to eat

Come on Nicky

Aww get lost

It'll make you feel great

So would a burger

When her dream comes true

It'll all be partly

Thanks to you

So give me your money

I'd like to but I can't

Give me your money

I'd like to but I need it

Give me your money

I'd like to but I'm homeless

I can't I need it I'm homeless

I can't I need it I'm homeless

I can't I need it I'm homeless

I can't

Okay here you go

Thank you

Suddenly

I am feeling

Closer to god

It's time to stop begging

It's time to start giving

What can I give to rod

Something he'll like so much he'll take me back

Ooh I know I'll find him a boyfriend

That's the spirit

When you help others

You can't help helping yourself

When you help others

You can't help helping yourself

Hey boys what's the hat for

Ooh we're collecting money

It's for Kate we're raising money to help build her dream school

Give us your money

You'll be glad that you did

That's just what my parents told me

When I was a kid

Shit

But giving feels so great

And I bet it wouldn't hurt

Your chances with Kate

Well that too

I'll give you a dollar

You're a gentleman

And a scholar

We so happy we just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash

Honey don't tell them that

We get about 2000 bucks

Uh yeah so thanks everybody

We rich

Give us your money

Give us your money

Give us your goddamn money

Give us the dough

Give us the dough

We're raising money

For a monster school

But we've got a ways to go

Sounds like you've

Got money to burn

And it's not like money

That you had to earn

So give us your money

A monster school

Sounds like a good cause

Give me your wallet

Oh my gosh I don't know how to thank you guys

I mean Kate will be so grateful

That kind of money is such a great start

Yeah 15 dollars

15 dollars

Every little bit help

Looks like we're gonna have to ask more people

Hey

Give us your money

All that you've got

Just fork it on over

Or some puppets

Will get shot

It's time to pass the hat

And there's nothing you can do 'bout that

So give us your money

Give us your money

Give us your money

Give us your money

Give us your money

When you help others

You can't help helping yourself

When you help others

You can't help helping yourself

Every time you

Do good deeds

You're also serving

Your own needs

When you help others

You really helping yourself

When you give

To a worthy cause

You'll feel as Jolly

As Santa Clause

When you help others

You can't

Help

Helping yourself