You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do!)
Girl the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around
What?
Nothing
So Lydia don't end yourself
Defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate assassinate
No
The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl just say it three times in a row
Then you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name
Well I can't say it
How 'bout a game of charades? Yes let's play it
Two words Right
Second word Uh-huh
Drink? No
Beverage? No
Wine? No
Juice? Yes
Okay First word
Okay Bug?
No Ant?
Close but no Beetle?
Yes Betelgeuse? Wow I'm impressed
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken
Unbroken Ready?
Yeah Okay go
Betelgeuse Yes
Betelgeuse Yes
Beeeee Oh oh this is gonna be so good
'Cause What?
You're so smart A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes
Betelgeuse Yes
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes life sucks
But not that much
Okay Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full-time specter
Are you any good?
You bet'cha
Trust me baby
I just met ya
Really it's a flattering offer
Don't you wanna see dad suffer?
I think I'd rather just jump off
No
I may be suicidal
But Betelgeuse it's not as if I've lost my mind
So playing hardball huh?
You are tougher than you look
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?
Lydia there you are
Are you alright?
A-Dog B-Town my old pals
You get away from her
Lydia this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy
Betelgeuse is smart
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse
What the heck was that?
So violating
There you go kid
Couple of five-star reviews
What was that?
That was possession
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
Any ghost?
Pretty much any ghost'll do sure
Then Betelgeuse what do I need you for?
Woah woah woah woah woah
Hold up hold up girl I'm your pal
They're sweet but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know I went a little hard on the sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever
Agh
Lydia
What? He was already dead
And you heard what he said any ghost can do that possession stuff
We don't need that demon
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys I got a dinner date to keep
Okay so what's the plan?
Teach dad a lesson
He's gonna freak when we possess him
So he wants the perfect daughter
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
Yeah I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
Not running away
I'll make him say my name
