Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Now your neck is broken and your head looks dumb

Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool

Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool

Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool

You missed the f**king pool now you look like a jackass

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Now your neck is broken and your head looks dumb

Jump off the roof to the trampoline

Jump off the roof to the trampoline

Jump off the roof to the trampoline

Fall off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Now your neck is broken and your head looks dumb

Try to do a flip and land on your face

Try to do a flip and land on your face

Try to do a flip and land on your face

You can't do a flip because you're stupid as s**t

So jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck

Now your neck is broken and your head looks dumb