"And we'd like to thank our junior ushers for doing
Such a wonderful job look at 'em Pastor Skillz's
Last sermon with us today But it's not a sad time
It's a wonderful and joyous occassion Pastor
Skillz's last sermon Pastor Skillz "
Before our presentation
I'd like to thank the members of the congregation
For being patient 29661,-409)
This morning I got a lil' somethin' to say
How many of y'all woke up and didn't even feel like comin' down here
Well Brother James it's a shame
I know you're sitting there and all you're worried about is your football game
Well me and the Lord we worry about some things
Like you in the parking lot smoking on your rock cocaine
And if your mom can't read the announcements faster
I'ma hafta let her go
And Sister Alice you late
'Cause don't think I don't see you stealin' out my collection plate
Y'all don't hear me 'cause if you did you'd pray I told you
'Cause if you do it in the dark it's gonna come to the day
And Brother Todd I know that times is hard
Ask the church for help you ain't gotta steal money from your job
You can't cheat 'cause the man up above
Ain't no sense stealing if ya' gonna blow it at strip clubs
An' Sister Keisha don't look in his direction
He wouldn't be at your strip club if his wife gave him some affection
The choir need to sing a song for y'all
This morning I need to know what is wrong with y'all
Satan's swinging his swords again
Sister Kim keyed up the door to my Benz
Now the teacher said I got to reach you
Somebody said "Pastor teach" so I'm preach
That's what I came to do
And Lord knows Sister Williams we all need to pray for you
You can't do this I knew you was ghetto
If backsliding was a sport you'd have a gold medal
The dinners you sold last week was cold
And the fish you fried was two weeks old
I know you did it so go on and admit it
Half the choir ain't here 'cause they home sick
Y'all my people but I know ya' well
We in some troubling times it ain't hard to tell
But some a' y'all are goin' to hell
If you keep leaving Bible study to watch Dave Chappelle
Lord knows I love ya' brothers deep
But don't sit in the pew if you been smokin' weed
I know you're saying "Pastor "
But Lord I'ma tell it like it GI is
And Sister Gladys ya' need to repent
'Cause when I call your house I hear 50 Cent
This house is in a mess
We got some problems in here that we need to address
And the ushers I shouldn't have to mention
You so busy dancing to Usher to pay attention
And Brother Wayne you can't take the sound
You bootleggin' services and sellin' 'em downtown
What am I gonna do
I can lead you to the door I can't take you through
Now bear with me it's almost over
I gotta speak on it y'all and get the dirt off my shoulder
I'm a city ) so you gotta get it clear
Deacon Smith's been having affair for twenty-two years
Some a' y'all is doin' wrong
But I'm gonna go on I told ya' I wasn't gonna hold ya' long
Now I ain't got much more to say
Me and Tony goin' to Shaunie's we gonna miss the buffet
