Ma chere Mademoiselle

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure

that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax.

Let us pull up a chair,

as the dining room proudly presents: your dinner!

Be our guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest (that's right)

Soup du jour (uh-huh),

hot hors d'oeuvres (come on)

Why, we only live to serve (whoo!)

Try the grape stuff, it's delicious (alright)

Don't believe me?

Ask the dishes (ask the dishes)

Yeah, they can sing, sing, sing,

they can dance, dance, dance

After all, Miss, this is France (uh-huh)

And a dinner here is never, never second best

Come on, go on unfold your menu

Go on, take a glance and then you'll (alright)

Be our guest (hey), be our guest (hey)

Be our guest, yeah yeah, come on, yeah

Be our guest, guest, yeah, yeah

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, hey

Pie and pudding en flambé, flambé

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret (sounds so good)

You're alone, oh and you're scared, yeah

But the banquet's all prepared (it's all prepared)

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining (flatware's entertaining)

We tell jokes (jokes), I do tricks (tricks)

With my fellow candlesticks (fellow candlesticks)

And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet (you can bet)

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be our guest

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest (yeah)

Yeah, come on

Be our guest (Be our guest)

(Come on, come on)

Be our guest!