In duh valley of duh jolly

Heard about the Jolly Green Giant

He's so big and mean

He stands there laughin'

With his hands on his hips

And then he hits you

With a can of beans

He lives down there in his valley

The cat stands tall

And green spinach

Well he ain't no prize

And there's no women his size

And that's why the cat's so mean

One day he left

His valley pad

I mean to say

This cat was mad

Now listen 'round

He wasn't gone long

And then he ran into an Amazon

He had never seen

Such a beautiful sight corn

Well he looked at her

And she looked at him

And she almost

Passed out from fright

He looked at her

Thought what a dilly

He touched her once

She slapped him silly

This was something

He had never sensed

He looked at her

As she commenced

Now listen pal T

His ain't no fluke

I can't see goin'

With a big green kook

You've heard about

The Jolly Green Giant

Don't let his troubles

Cross your mind

He couldn't get Sally

So went back to his valley

The cat was color blind