And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream
You're like X-Men number three
In a mylar bag
You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag
You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep
You're like Jaquiline Bisset
In me favorite film The Deep
You're sexy and exotic
Like a h****r from Belize
Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease
You're a sundae underneath two great big cherries
Keep in mind they're only tempora-a-ries
Still we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you
And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven
Dangerous criminals
Hooray
And they're all mine
