You're gonna like me

You're gonna love me

Cause I can do most anything

I can do the hully gully

I can imitate Vin Scully

Let's take time out from this triple play to talk about

Farmer Dan's pure pork sausages mmm hmm

I'll give out shiny dimes

I'll travel back in time

You're gonna like him

You're going to love him

It's the greatest show in town

Aah that dummy doesn't scare me

I've had plenty of guys come after me and I've buried them all

Hobos sea captains joey bishop

Don't forget the special olympics

Oh yeah I slaughtered the special olympics