I'm through with standing in line, the clubs I'll never get in, it's like the bottom of

the ninth and I'm never gonna win, this life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it

to be.

Tell me what you want.

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs, and a bathroom I can play baseball

in, and a king size tub big enough for ten plus me.

Yeah, so what you need?

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit, and a big black jet with a bedroom in it,

gonna join the Mile High Club at 37 ,000 feet.

Then, don't ask.

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars, my star on Hollywood Boulevard, somewhere

between Cher and James Dean is fine for me.

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, might even cut my hair and change my

name.

Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars and live in hilltop houses drivin' 15 cars.

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap, we'll all stay skinny cause we're just

bawdy and we'll hang out in the coolest bars, and we'll VIP with the movie stars.

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up bare, and be played for the money with a bleached

blonde hair, and we'll, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels, hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up

I'll sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free.

I'll have the quesadilla, uh -huh.

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion, get a front door key to the Playboy Mansion,

gonna date a tenor pole that loves to blow my money for me.

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, might even cut my hair and change my

name.

Cause we all just don't wanna be big rock stars and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen

cars.

The girls come crazy and the drugs come cheap, we'll all stay skinny cause we're just bawdy

and we'll hang out in the coolest bars, and we'll VIP with the movie stars.

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up bare, and be played for the money with a bleached

blonde hair, and we'll hot out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary and today's

who's who.

They'll get you anything with that evil smile, everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial.

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the senses, gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser,

get washed up singers writing all my songs, let's sing them every night so I don't get

them wrong.

Well, we all just don't wanna be big rock stars and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen

cars.

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap, we'll all stay skinny cause we're just bawdy

and we'll hang out in the coolest bars, and we'll VIP with the movie stars.

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up bare, and be played for the money with a bleached

blonde hair, and we'll hot out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary and today's

who's who.

They'll get you anything with that evil smile, everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial.

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.