How do you do
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He is just a little brought down
Cuz when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man
Don't get strung up
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestita
From transsexual
Transylvannia
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
But if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at home
Can we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are
And go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Well you got caught with a flat
Well. How about that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It will all seem allright
I'll get you a satenic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestita
From transsexual
Transylvannia
Why don't you stay for the night?
Or maybe, a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he is good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestita
From transsexual
Transylvannia
I'm just a sweet transvestita
From transsexual
Transylvannia
So?
Come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici
Pation!
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So, I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom!
