Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town

Here we have some rules

Let us lay them down

Don't make waves stay in line

And we'll get along fine

Duloc is a perfect place

Please keep off the grass

Shine your shoes wipe your face

Duloc is Duloc is

Duloc is a perfect place

And here's the man who made it happen

That towering colossus of moxie

Lord Farquaad

Oh it's you what a terrific surprise

Once upon a time this place was infested

Freaks on every corner

I had them all arrested

Hey nonny nonny nonny no

If you had a quirk you didn't pass inspection

We all have our standards

But I will have perfection

And so and so

Things are looking up here in Duloc

Just take a look

The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc

He likes to cook

A model that amazes

A plan with seven phases

Bum bum bum bum bum

Things are looking up here in Duloc

They're looking up in Duloc

The ladies all look swell

The men are so dashing

Thanks to my new dress code

The fashion's never classing

Hey nonny nonny nonny no

This castle I had built

Is taller than the cliff-tops

A city like a postcard

A monorail and gift shops

And so and so and so and so and so

No one from the gutter in Duloc

He's takin' aim

Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc

We're all the same

The upshot is enormous

When you can shout

Conform us

Things are looking up

Things are looking up up here in Duloc

Hey let's hear it for those Duloc dancers

Aren't they terrific

Yeah pow yeah come on yeah oh boy

There's no sign of slowing

We're growing we're growing

Look he's growing and growing and growing

Look at him grow

Things are looking up here

We practiced this part both forward and back

We make one mistake and we get the rack

Things I'm cooking up here

He taught us to dance with razzmatazz

He's trained in ballet flamenco and jazz

My hard work and my rigor

Have made me so much bigger

Things are looking up

Things are looking up

Things are looking up

Here in Duloc here in Duloc

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