Inside every snail shell is a tiny disco ball
Disco isn’t dead, instead, it turns out that it just got small
They’ve got the boogie oogie all up in their buggy bodies
These super freaks of nature love to seek out funky hobbies
Disco snails, they’re off to San Francisco where the disco’s off the rails
They meet and dance the disco in disgusting garbage pails
The afterparty’s in your garden where they’ll eat your kale
And dance to disco 'cause they’re disco snails
(Disco what?)
Disco snails, they'rе leaving silver trails
(Disco wherе?)
Current position's 3rd & Mission
(Disco how?)
They're on the roof, they've found the groof
(Disco why?)
The simple answer is: they're dancers
There's traffic on the freeway, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall atop their platform shoes
They've got the smoothest groovy moves up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party
(P-p-p-party)
Disco snails, they’re off to San Francisco where the disco’s off the rails
They meet and dance the disco in disgusting garbage pails
The afterparty’s in your garden where they’ll eat your kale
And dance to disco 'cause they’re disco snails
(Disco what?)
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
(Disco where?)
They're in the haight, filled with love
(Disco how?)
It's not a spoof, they've found the groof
(Disco why?)
The simple answer is: they're dancers
(Disco what?)
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
(Disco where?)
Their latitude is gratitude
(Disco how?)
It's not a spoof, they've found the groof
(Disco why?)
The simple answer is: they're dancers
[Epic funky break]
(Disco what?)
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
(Disco where?)
I can't tell you that
(Disco how?)
It's not a spoof, they've found the groof
(Disco why?)
The simple answer is: they're dancers
(Disco what?)
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
(Disco where?)
I can't tell you that, can't! can't tell you that
(Disco how?)
It's not a spoof, they've found the groof
(Disco why?)
The simple answer is: they're dancers
