The Hukilau was the place

Where I first saw your face

We liked each other right away

But you didn't remember

Me the very next day

Forgetful Lucy has got a nice caboosey

I used to trick you into pulling

Your car over so we could chat

But my favorite time was

When you beat the shit

Out of Ula with a bat

Then we drove up to see Dr Keats

And found out why Doug

Always has to change his sheets

Forgetful Lucy cracked

Her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so and

I'll never let her go

Even if while I'm singing this song

She's wishing I had Jocko

The walrus' schlong

Forgetful Lucy

Her lips are so damn juicy

How about another first kiss