(Hey, hey) what a wonderful kind of day

If we could learn to work and play

And get along with each other

You gotta listen to your-

I'm not even funny, they just laugh 'cause' I'm dumb as hell

I'm a broke boy, stealing coins out the wishing well

All driven like a Ram truck, that's my personnel

I just wanna touch two M's, like how summer's spelled

Oof, man, I want a couple bands

I'm AC at the North Pole, I got too many fans

That girl so bad, you couldn't begin to understand

Call me Abdul-Jabbar, Kareem-ing in my pants

I wanna touch myself, but I'm in public

So I can't be out here touchin' myself

I'm not a narcissist, I'm just in love with myself

(Hold up) Wait, damn, that's kinda the same thing

Walk in, I'm hella fly, y'all maggots

Sex or a dad, for both I don't have it

Ha-ha, that's a joke, I'm Bob Saget

They like "How you get rich?" I rob f- (Woah) old people

Y'all thought I was gonna say it?

Nah, ha-ha-ha

Man, that would end my entire career

Didn't even start yet

I'm a white wife beater in a black wife beater

I'mma turn a four-door whip to a two-seater

Take out the back seat, put in a pool with a heater

I go to ASU 'cause I'm an innovation leader

Nah, I'm probably a dumbass

Beat off before the sex, or else I cum fast

Bury, penetrate it, she screamed, I'm like a thumb tack

She's like a whale, ass fat and she humpback

Gangnam style, oppa gangnam style (oppa)

Wrist over wrist, hit it gangnam style

Paper on me, but no thanks to file

I make quotes but most sainger vile

Told airport security "I have a bomb" (wait)

I just airballed a layup, I'm LeBron (okay)

I hope your dad leaves, you got a hot mom

I'm the only city boy on farmersonly.com

(Hey, hey) what a wonderful kind of day

If we could learn to work and play

And get along with each other

You gotta listen to your-

(Hey, hey) what a wonderful kind of day

If we could learn to work and play

And get along with each other

You gotta listen to your-