When I was just about your age
My mother taught me lots
She showed my how to clean a floor
And how to scour pots
She taught me one thing more
A word that men abhor
Never say no to a man
Simply avoid saying yes to him
That leaves the ultimate guess to him
Darling don't ever say no
Men find the negative rough
Give an affirmative grin to him
You needn't really give in to him
Don't use the positive no
No is a mean monosyllable
Fit for a horse
A dog or a cow or a cat
A nod and a smile would
Cut the divorce
Statistics by just about half
Maybe perhaps if I can
These are some words
That will do as well
Darling he's sure to
Love you as well
Never say no to a man
Yes is a lovely expression
Not meant for the birds
But people who may become dear
If I hadn't learned the usage of words
My baby you wouldn't be here
Say something nice if you can
Don't put a definite end to him
Man is your friend
Be a friend to him
Never say no to a man