To be like me, all ya gotta be
Is perfect, funny, cute and smart and strong
And if time permits, find your Slavic counterfeits
And kick their ample buttskis from this song
To be like me, eat everything you see
Barf, and always stand up for your mates
And if some big brawny tsar is acting real bizarre
Just pop his muscle suit and watch him deflate!
And to be like me, well, buddy, here's the key
Use the pen and not the sword when you're in a fight
You can write a clever rhyme, turn your foes into a mime
And then sign off by wishing everyone 'goodnight!'
So to be like us, it doesn't take much fuss
And just like us, it's really all black and white
You just gotta be yourself, don't copy someone else
'Coz being you is a singular delight!
