He's the old hippie that made us sick

He wrote muzak for drug addicts

He's the fat geezer who talked too much

He used drugs as a crutch

He ate granola and he hugged trees

Looked like a dog bit by fleas

Had a beer belly and a tye-dyed shirt

Said he'd live forever but now he sleeps in dirt

Jerry was a piece of shit

Shit shit shit shit

I'm Grateful that he's dead

Dead dead dead dead jerry

Like Jim Bakker he went far

Turned stadiums into singles bars

Did all of the drugs in San Francisco

Wrote 20 albums of long-haired disco

So all you f**kers in your VW vans

Preppy dink hackysack clan

Then he sang I will survive

Look who is no longer alive

Jerry was a piece of shit

Shit shit shit shit

I'm Grateful that he's dead

Dead dead dead dead jerry jerry

Jerry was a piece of shit

Shit shit shit shit

I'm Grateful that he's dead

Dead dead dead dead

Jerry

So all you f**kers in your VW vans

Preppy dink hackysack clan

Wallstreet twats with ponytail hair

Your BMW's with dancing bears

He was an icon he was a god

He racked in your cash in wads

You were conned by a useless slob

The tours are over so get a job

Jerry was a piece of shit

Shit shit shit shit

I'm Grateful that he's dead

Dead dead dead dead jerry