He was sitting at the bar
sipping on a regular Coke
We were drinking and
smoking and making him the butt of our jokes
We all said man what happened to you
Why can't you just have a few
He said I would
if I could
but it's probably best that I don't
Uh 'cause the more I drink the more I drink
Yeah I'm the world's greatest lover
and a dancing machine
I get loud I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one I'll have thirteen
No there ain't no in between
'Cause the more I drink
Unh The more I drink
A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even buck tooth and bow legged women start looking hot
And pretty soon
I'm bumming cigarettes and sweet talking some big brunette
Yeah once I get on a roll ain't no telling
where I'll stop 'Cause the more
I drink the more I drink
Yeah I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud I get proud
and it gets worse
Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen
Nah there ain't no in between
'Cause the more I drink The more I drink
The more I drink
Yep yep Hmm that's what
I'm talking about
Man if I have one I'll have thirteen
and they can't get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink The more I drink
Yeah the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
