And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of the cell block tango
Pop six squish uh uh cicero lipschitz
Pop six squish uh uh cicero lipschitz
Pop six squish uh uh cicero lipschitz
He had it coming he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Pop six squish uh uh cicero lipschitz
You know how people have these little habits that get you down
Like Bernie Bernie liked to chew gum no not chew pop
Like came home this one day and there's Bernie
Lying on the couch chew no not chewing popping
So I said to him I said
Bernie you pop that gum one more time
And he did so I took the shotgun off the wall and
I fired two warning shots
Into his head
He had it coming he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City
About two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So we started living together
He'd go to work he'd come home
I'd mix him a drink we'd have dinner
Then I found out
Single my a*s not only was he married
Well he had six wives one of those Mormons you know
So that night when he came home
I mixed him his drink as usual
You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming he had it coming
He took a flower in it's prime
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime
She's knowlegde is
Now I'm standing in the kitchen
Carving up the chicken for dinner
And in storm my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage
You been screwing the milkman he said
And he kept sayin' you been screwing the milkman
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Mit keresek én itt azt mondják
A híres lakóm lefogta a férjem én meg lecsaptam a fejét
De nem igaz en ártatlan vagyok
Nem tudom miért mondja uncle Sam hogy én tettem
Próbáltam a rendőrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg
But did you do it
Uh uh not guilty
Hihaaiva
My sister Veronica and I did this double act
And my husband Charlie travel around with us
With the last number in our act
We did this twenty acrobatic tricks in a row
One two three four five splits spread eagles
Flips flop back flips one right after the other
Well this one night we were in Cicero
The three of us sittin' up in a hotel room
Boozing and having a few laughs
And we ran out of ice
So I went out to get some
I come back open the door
There's Veronica and Charlie doing number seventeen
The spread eagle
Well I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out
I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
They had it coming they had it coming
They had it coming they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it but if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong
I loved Alvin Lipschitz
He was a real artistic guy sensitive a painter
But he was always trying to find himself
He'd go out every night looking for himself
And on the way he found
Ruth Gladys Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up
Because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead
The dirty bum bum bum bum bum
The dirty bum bum bum bum bum
They had it coming they had it coming
They had it coming they had it coming
They had it coming all along
'Cause if they used us and they abused us
How could they tell us that we were wrong
He had it coming he had it coming
He had it coming he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
You pop that gum one more time
Single my a*s
Ten times
Miért csukott Uncle Sam
Number seventeen the spread eagle
Artistic differences
I betcha you would have done the same
