Ladies and gentlemen

Please welcome Wagstaff's own puberty-positive players

The Hormone-iums, featuring Tina Belcher!

New friends on your face, it isn't yucky

You're breaking out and you're lucky (breaking out)

Can't keep it in any more (breaking out)

You're bursting out of your pores (breaking out)

It's simple, it's pimples, you've got inside-out dimples

You're breaking out

Thank you, thank you, thank you