In californication yeah ***** I'm from the country dumb make the ni**a soft
Big city ni**a come south and get they wigs knocked off
I just hustle and flow find a track to start and pimp on a hoe
The block got hot a ni**a had to get low
Get the ***** out of I hit my uncle on the east side
Trevon wharrup neph what's cracking
I wanna visit L A I'm already packed
Been already stacking so we gonna get turned up
Soon as you land purple kush gonna get burnt up
Sh*t the next day I'm in the LAX
Uncle Trey pulled up in a Camaro SS
Black on black sitting on 23
Bumping rich boy like *****
2 bad *****es in the back seat one of them for me
Next name Marie rolling up some trees
Roll down the window just to feel the breeze
It's real nice feeling like paradise sh*t
And all I can see is sunshine and palm trees
Welcome to californication welcome to californication
Where we're going to the hood
Now I wanna see the shower
Fool that's where the cops be
I ain't got no driver's license or assurance
Sure enough the cops put us over on
Everybody out the car the cops set us on the curbe
They searched the ashtray and found a roach full of herbs
What's this in that cigar Medical marijuana officer
I got a call
What condition you smoke w**d for
Trevon Jones place your hands behind your back
You're under arrest for warrants go to court Monday
Monday It's Wednesday man
Or maybe Tuesday you heard me m'aam
Now if you keep it up I'll arrest you for obstruction of justice
Trev like take the car ***** this
Have fun call my homies go clubbing with you dumb a**
At least they ain't found my gun stash
Welcome to californication you might come for vacation
Welcome to californication you might leave on probation
I'm telling you that
Welcome to californication anyone goes everything goes
Welcome to californication californication
I dropped the *****es off now I'm off to my uncle house
Stopped by the liquor store nothing but the thugs out
White teeth and chunks when niggas hit me up like
Where you from homie
Lifted up his shirt on me Colt 45
And dawg I wouldn't strap another would walk up like
Nah he cool that's Dave Black Tray lo folks
Visiting from Mississippi
Pass the pine of Hennesey here sip this with me
I'm Javon we're gonna get it popping tonight
Wassup Hollywood around these niggas are flocking at night
What's flocking Breaking in homes burglary ni**a damn you slow
Oh we kicked it in the hood drinking smoking kush twist up
Hood rat with the big butt chose up got our dicks up
Kissed my auntie on the cheek see you laters
Now we 5 niggas deep and
The club's off the chain I'm seeing models and stars
NBA players straight buying out the bars
The state of Arizona kinda segragate
But my dick don't discriminate
Black girls white girls pimping I just like girls
California girls Katy Perry tight girls
Met an Asian with fake tits next to a hype girl
She took a pot of sniffing on that white girl
VIP bottles and all that this started pouring out cognac
I took a bottle and I cracked that ni**a smacked that ni**a
Security bust me like arrest that ni**a
Tearing up the club all 5 of us
Asian ***** grab me like hurry up slide with us
But the cops were outside stop to retain me
Found some coke in her purse mother*****ers play me
Next thing you know I'm in the county jail
I walked and I seen my uncle Tray's right there
And he's just shaking his head then he laughed at a ni**a
Don't be in the bed don't let the bright lights fool ya
It's been 24 hours I just caught my first case
I just can't see the honey once I got locked up
Niggas doing crazy my advice
As they tripping on me for no reason
Welcome to californication you might come for vacation
Welcome to californication you might leave on probation
I'm telling you that
Welcome to californication anyone goes everything goes
Welcome to californication californication
