I met her in a night club

Over on the lower east side

I was workin' with my head down

Tryin' to keep the groove alive

She looked like a bunny out of Playboy magazine

I just had to meet her

She was the cutest thing I'd ever seen

She had high heel boots

Blonde hair and big blue eyes

The way she was movin' to the music had me hypnotized

I ran up to said

"Baby what's your name "

I should've know better

Now I've only got myself to blame

Why why why me

Fallin' like this is the very last thing I need

If I had any sense you know

I'd turn right around and leave

I said why why why why me

When I started drinkin' champagne

Makin' every joint in town

Bam A hundred dollars every time I turned around

'Bout the time my money ran out

You know my honey was gone

And I was cryin' out loud to myself

As I was walkin' home

I said why why why me

Fallin' like this is the very last thing I need

If I had any sense

You turn right around and leave

I said why why why why me

Why why why why me