Welcome to the show -and -tell convention on Mars.

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I'm Zeldar from the planet Veldar, which is 8 million 2D bits from Saturn.

I was on my way home one day and was thrown off pattern.

Nowhere to go. A hole in my mega -boop.

Landed in a field with green leafy trees.

So, I smelled it.

And then I dealt with it. Cut it and smoked it. And guess how I felt?

Very good. I took some for myself.

Back to my spaceship. I gave it to my family.

They said, what you call it?

My name is Zeldar.

I'm from planet Veldar.

Islander Zeldar.

We shop at Walmart.

I came back just to grab me another fat sack of the green leafy thing I found in the field.

I went through the hood. I'm green, but it wasn't all good.

I saw mixed people, all kinds of colors, and they looked at me like I was weird.

They called me queer. I say, no.

My name is Zeldar.

I'm from planet Veldar.

My leader is Zeldar.

And we shop at Walmart.

I have kids.

I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field because it might do them harm.

But I'm old enough.

So I cough and I puff on that green leafy stuff I found in the field.

Yeah, I call it ill.

What are you saying anymore?

My name is Zeldar.