I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
Many years ago I was a sperm in a ball
In a really great nation a hundred million strong
And everybody's waiting for the big day
When they open up the main gate and let us go play
It only happens once in a lifetime
A chance to go to heaven
And in ball land heaven means the egg
Then out of a hundred million of us
Only one gets to dip in
Can you imagine the competition
An all-out bloody war to the finish line
My man al he was swimming in a squiggly line
I said hey cap why you zig-zagging like that
He said I was raised baptist and this is what we practice
I'm trying to go to heaven
Look at page seventy-seven
It says a zig-zag line is divine
I'm like a'ight chill whatever it's clever
Me I got a different plan
I'm swimming in a straight line fast as I can
Peace
After that I seen my girl reese fine as f**k
But she was swimming in a circle like she's stuck
I'm like reese what up with it why you not running
She said I'm a christian and running is a sin
I said what about the egg baby what about survival
She said you better slow it down greg have you read the bible
Yeah and the koran and the color purple
But I strongly suggest you swim straight not in a circle
She said I'm a heathen and I'm having too much fun
But I left her standing there cause I gotta keep running
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
Then I run into this brother named ben
Said suicide and holy war is how you get in
Reminded me of al a little bit except without the perm
I got away from ben he was killing other sperms
Germs I noticed on my left but I kept racing
They had a flag said gonorrhea nation
Expressions on they face was ugly plus they smelled bad
I was glad when I seen my man brad
I'm like brad what up with it why you not running
I just become a mormon won't be doing any running anymore
Oh no another bro bites the dust
He said have you met jesus yet
I said I gotta go I'm in a rush
You won't find the egg like that
Originally it was a curse if you're black
Oooh
I should have slapped that cap or dropped that cap
But I ain't got time to stop like that
How could he be so lost like that
Back to the race
I get to the main gate first but I pause
Cause I heard about them nations that were lost
To a titty or an ass f**k
Imagine it
Joke was on them
They were swimming around in shit
Another hundred million of us was dead when they found them
Died from the spermicide up inside a condom
Cats is on my heels
I gotta think fast
I guess it looks safe
Left the shaft of my world
Went out in pink space
And there it was as beautiful as all god
The mighty egg
Woo
Glad it wasn't no blow job
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
No it was hurry up run
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun
R u n ru n
