"The Royal Doulton Music Hall please"

"Where?"

"What's that?!"

"We're on the brink of an adventure children. Don't spoil it with too many questions."

In the nursery, you were never by yourself

There was quite another world upon your shelf (Hold on)

Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's decent

To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes, in this dilly dynamical simply ceramical Royal Doulton bowl

There's a cuddly and curious, furry and furious animal watering hole

Where the monkeys and hummingbirds know the tune and the words

Every beast large and small

Loves the very top dorovol, always corrovol Royal Doulton Music Hall

"Ooh. That one tickled my tail. Nearly there Mary Poppins!"

Yes in this

Marvellous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl

There's a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up

Scenery they swallow whole

There are lots of cats tuning strings

Nightingale in the wings

Waiting for their big drum roll

At the simplest sensational, standing ovational Royal Doulton Music Hall

Here we are!

But where's the music hall

Oh, yes, that! Silly me

Step right up! Step right!

Wow! Goodness

How on Earth did she do that?

One thing you should know about Mary Poppins, she never explains anything, come on

Hurry, hurry. Get tickets while you can. For the one night only, one and only... Mary Poppins! What an honour it is to have you join us this evening

Thank you

And who is this I see? Why it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks!

You know us?

Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children. Hurry along now. Get yourself some peanuts and candyfloss and go right on in

May we Mary Poppins?

Yes

Just keep away from the edge of the bowl

At the highly unflammable, nearly untamable

Lavishing craze able, always rephrasable

Royal Doulton Music Hall!