P!nk： You can sound the alarm you can call out your guards

P!nk： You can fence in your yard you can hold all the cards

P!nk： But I won't back down

P!nk： Oh no I won't back down oh no

Eminem： Cadillac Sevilles coupe DeVilles

Eminem： Brain- dead rims yeah stupid wheels

Eminem： Girl I'm too for real lose your tooth- and- nail

Eminem： Tryna fight it try to deny it stupid you will feel

Eminem： What I do I do at will

Eminem： Shootin' from the hip yeah boy I shoot to kill

Eminem： Half a breath left on my death- bed

Eminem： Screamin' F that yeah super- ill

Eminem： Baby what the deal we can chill

Eminem： Split a half a pill and a Happy Meal

Eminem： F**k a steak slut I'll cut my toes off

Eminem： And step on the receipt 'fore I foot the bill

Eminem： Listen garden tool don't make me introduce you

Eminem： To my power tool you know the f**kin' drill

Eminem： How you douchebags feel knowin' you're disposable

Eminem： Summer's Eve Massengill

Eminem： Shady's got the mass appeal

Eminem： Baby crank the s**t 'cause it's your godd**n jam

Eminem： You said that you want your punchlines a little more compact

Eminem： Well shorty I'm that man

Eminem： These other cats ain't metaphorically where I'm at man

Eminem： I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium

Eminem： And said settle your f**kin' a*s down

Eminem： I'm ready for combat man

Eminem： Get it Calm Batman nah

Eminem： Ain't nobody who's as bomb and as nuts

Eminem： Lines are like Mom's CAT- scans

Eminem： 'Cause they f**kin' go bananas

Eminem： Honey I applaud that a*s

Eminem： Swear to God man these broads can't dance

Eminem： Ma show 'em how it's done

Eminem： Spaz like a godd**n Taz yeah

P!nk： You can sound the alarm you can call out your guards

P!nk： You can fence in your yard you can hold all the cards

P!nk： But I won't back down

P!nk： Oh no I won't back down oh no

Eminem： Girl shake that a*s like a donkey with Parkinson's

Eminem： Make like Michael J. Fox is in your drawers

Eminem： Playin' with an etch- a- sketch

Eminem： Bet you that you'll never guess

Eminem： Who's knockin' at your door people hit the floors

Eminem： Yeah tonight ladies you gonna get divorced

Eminem： Girl forget remorse I'ma hit you broads

Eminem： With Chris's force like you pissed him off

Eminem： Talented with the tongue mothaf**ka

Eminem： You ain't got a lick in yours

Eminem： Hittin' licks like I'm robbin' liquor stores

Eminem： Makin' cash registers s**t their drawers

Eminem： Think you spit the rawest

Eminem： I'm an uncooked slab of beef layin' on your kitchen floor

Eminem： In other words I'm off the meat rack

Eminem： Bring the beat back bring in two extension cords

Eminem： I'ma measure my d**k- s**t I need six inches more

Eminem： F**k my d**k's big b***h need I remind you

Eminem： That I don't need the f**kin' swine flu to be a sick pig

Eminem： You're addicted I'm d**e

Eminem： I'm the longest needle around here need a fix ock

Eminem： I'm the big shot get it d**k- snots

Eminem： You're just small pokes little pricks

Eminem： Girl you think that other prick's hot

Eminem： I'll drink gasoline and eat a lit match

Eminem： Before I sit back and let him get hotter

Eminem： Better call the cops on him quick fast

Eminem： Shady's right back on your b***h- a*s

Eminem： White trash with a half a six- pack in his hatchback

Eminem： Trailer hitch attached to the back dispatch

P!nk： You can sound the alarm you can call out your guards

P!nk： You can fence in your yard you can hold all the cards

P!nk： But I won't back down

P!nk： Oh no I won't back down oh no

Eminem： B***h am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rappin'

Eminem： Does a bird chirp does Lil' Wayne slurp 'zurp

Eminem： 'Til he burps and smoke purp

Eminem： Does a word search get circles wrapped around it

Eminem： Like you do when I come through

Eminem： I'd like you to remind yourself of what the f**k I can do

Eminem： When I'm on the mic

Eminem： Oh you're the kind of girl that I could take a likin' to

Eminem： Psych I'm spikin' you like a football

Eminem： Been this way since I stood a foot tall

Eminem： You're a good catch with a s**tty spouse

Eminem： Got a pretty mouth and a good jaw

Eminem： Give me good brain watch the wood- grain

Eminem： Don't want no cum stain b***h you listenin'

Eminem： Tryin' to turn me down slut I'm talkin' to you

Eminem： Turn me back up are you insane

Eminem： Tryin' to talk over me in the car

Eminem： Shut the f**k up while my s**t's playin'

Eminem： I'm a s**t stain on the underwear of life

Eminem： What's the saying where there's thunder there is lightning

Eminem： And they say that it never strikes twice in the same place

Eminem： Then how the f**k have I been hit six times

Eminem： In three different locations on four separate occasions

Eminem： And you can bet your stankin' a*s

Eminem： That I've come to smash everything in my path

Eminem： Fork was in the road took the psycho path

Eminem： Poison Ivy wouldn't have me thinkin' rash

Eminem： So hit the dance- floor cutie while I do my duty

Eminem： On this microphone shake your booty shorty

Eminem： I'm the s**t why you think Proof used to call me Doody

P!nk： You can sound the alarm you can call out your guards

P!nk： You can fence in your yard you can hold all the cards

P!nk： But I won't back down

P!nk： Oh no I won't back down oh no