Mother you give good advice always you mean well
Now i need it more than ever i'm inside this cell
I'm behind a prison wall the bed's so hard and much too small
There's no pyjamas here at all oh mother what'll i do now
They told me they would treat me swell tucked inside my little cell
But up to now it's been like mother what'll i do now
We're parted from each other and that's too bad
You're my favourite mother oh the best i ever had
Tonight i've got a date you see but they won't let me have a key
And the warder's won't wait up for me oh mother what'll i do now
It's hard to pass the time away i'm in a dangerous mood i say
I've smoked two cigarettes today oh mother what'll i do now
First i stand and then i sit then i sit and stand a bit
But i can't stand much more of it oh mother what'll i do now
We're parted from each other and that's too bad
You're my favourite mother oh the best i ever had
I got such an awful shock i asked the time for there's no clock
And the warder said six months old cock oh mother what'll i do now
I ordered lunch from soup to sweet but they forgot the fish and meat
And since the soup there's nowt to eat oh mother what'll i do now
I've had such a tummy ache all night long i've been awake
Some castor oil they made me take oh mother what'll i do now
We're parted from each other and that's too bad
You're my favourite mother oh the best i ever had
I've played peter fly away paul i've played tiddly winks and all
I've written rude words upon the wall oh mother what'll i do now