Have you ever been embarrassed

When you're in a small cafe

And they play a Cuban tempo

Is your dancing quite passe

There's a studio on Maine Street

Over Tony's Clothing Store

Where a very small investment

Pays you dividends galore

Six lessons from Madame La Zonga

You do the Rumba

And the new La Conga

Six lessons in Madame's cabana

And you will imagine

You're down in Havana

Her four Latin daughters

Will help you to start

While finding the rhythm

You might lose your heart

Six lessons from Madame La Zonga

And you'll develop

Your hips and your knees

And say by the way

If you're sure it's okay

If Madame likes you

The lessons are free

Rosita gives you lesson one

Chiquita gives you lesson two

Madame gives you all the rest

And her lessons are the best

The Madame shows you how to walk

The Madame marks it with her chalk

When the Madame starts to squawk

It's her Cuban double talk

Six lessons from Madame La Zonga

And you'll develop

Your hips and your knees

And say by the way

If you're sure it's okay

If Madame likes you

The lessons are free