Now see this girl and her mother developed a plan
They say I'm gay
They say I am in love with a man
And I like dudes, but dude
One thing I don't understand
Is how I'm gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
That doesn't make sense to me
Was it because I dumped you and especially
Because you thought that, that we were meant to be
'Cause we were not
Fuck you and the mp3 CDs I made you
Willingly gave you some
I should've known that you were lazy bum
You never did shit, did you, except for dishes
Sometimes you would bitch, and not even do s**t 'cause
I was working two jobs, trying to make money
I'm lying, 'cause now I'm just dying to get away from you
And start up a new life, you gave me a bum ticker
I hate you and the one thing that I did figure is
No way, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay
Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight
I know, it don't matter who I date
Cause even though I'm straight, she thinks I'm gay
Hey, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay
Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight
I know, it don't matter who I date, she'll say I'm gay
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
I know you're mad that we broke up, you kept it inside you
You're ready to explode and I have been lied to
So leave me alone, I can't believe that I liked you
Now I'm gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
Simply 'cause I do not like you
Understand that Ryan
Is the type of guy who doesn't like drama
That your f*****g mama faces, so you know
I'ma cut off all the bracelets that you gave me
You're such a baby, wondering if maybe
I'm gay, you're crazy
Me and Bill agree, you and your mom are lazy
Just a couple of sluts who do what they think
Whatever they do is all good and gravy
Just remember I'm gay, there's way you can date me
And though we're friends
There's no way I could love you ever, ever again
You're f****d up in the head and I'm saying that
No way, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay
Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight
I know, it don't matter who I date
Cause even though I'm straight, she thinks I'm gay
Hey, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay
Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight
I know, it don't matter who I date, she'll say I'm gay
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
Okay, let's just say I'm gay, let's pretend I am
Does that make you a man, yup, you are man
Plus your name is Danielle, that sounds like a man's name
I guess Im gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
And now you are trying to call me
Hate to say it, but you will be single always
So I'll mingle, with every single Holly, Pam, or Molly
That I meet inside of the Hollywood building
Fuck you and your cheating mom
I never thought you would ever be the drama that I hate
So I'ma put a stop to all of this drama
Fuck you and your mom
I bet you never thought that I would write a song
But, but, you're wrong, so just follow along
Fuck it, here's the words that you can hear in the song
So bye bye, I'm gone, kiss HighTyde so long, I tried talking but
No way, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay
Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight
I know, it don't matter who I date
Cause even though I'm straight, she thinks I'm gay
Hey, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay
Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight
I know, it don't matter who I date, she'll say I'm gay
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
