So I got a new boyfriend

That isn't like every one of

The other boys I could love

He's so different that I would f**k

And he's six foot tall

With a belly that's really small

He could be a huge Hollywood star

Riding limous and golden car ah ah ahs

My mannequin boyfriend

That I can take anywhere

With no complains and no pretends

All I have to do is disamend

My mannequin boyfriend

I need no woman and I need no man

Cause my mannequin is my friend

I have mannequin boy oh oh oh

So we went for a walk

And everyone just stares

Could be he's a perfect man

With his cool white porcelain skin

He has two round eyes

But now I think there's only one

What happened to the other one

I may have lost it in the park we just left

My mannequin boyfriend

That I can take anywhere

With no complains and no pretends

All I have to do is disamend

My mannequin boyfriend

I need no woman and I need no man

Cause my mannequin is my friend

I have mannequin boy oh oh oh boyfriend

I won't miss the real thing

I could make this the real thing

I could get anything that I want

Woo woo woo woo I won't miss the real thing

I could make this the real thing

I could do everything that I want

With my mannequin boyfriend

That I can take anywhere

With no complains and no pretends

All I have to do is disamend

I want no mannequin boyfriend

I need a woman and I need a man

I need a man

Cause this mannequin is pretend

I want a mannequin boy oh oh oh boyfriend

Mannequin boyfriend

Mannequin boyfriend

No I don't