I wrote a letter to a private eye

A missing person or a runaway

You'll never find her in the U S A

All they got down here is liberty

Talked to her brother down in Frisco Bay

He ain ＇ t seen nuthin ＇ there but cilicone

I called her mommy up the ozone way

She wouldn ＇ t put her on the telephone

Why won ＇ t she see me

She ＇ s not looking well

Some girls just like to push thier luck

Until they wind up DOA DOA

I paid a visit to a Dr J

He thought it might have been her cromosome

So he put blue jeans in her DNA

I guess that ＇ s why she ＇ s not coming home

Spend all my money on her luxuries

I guess i ＇ ll need a bigger salary

Her lonely life is such a mystery

I keep her picture in my gallery ya

Why won ＇ t she see me

She ＇ s not looking well

Some girls just like to push thier luck

Until they wind up DOA DOA

Talked to her brother down in Frisco Bay

He ain ＇ t seen nuthin ＇ there but cilicone

I called her mommy up on ozone way

She wouldn ＇ t put her on the telephone

Why won ＇ t she see me

She ＇ s not looking well

Some girls just like to push thier luck

Until they wind up DOA DOA DOA DOA