If you don't know where you are

This is STATISTICS 101

And I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby

Books out

Let's go

25% of all men are unstable

25% of all men can't be faithful

30% of them don't mean what they say

And 10% of the remaining 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your mate

That means you better pay attention to these words that I say

I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%

And show you what to do to keep the other 10

RULE 1

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl

2

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it

4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

Statistics

15% of all men got a complex

15% of all men don't practice safe s*x

20% of them come from homes without a father

And there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're taking a shower

Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%

And show you what to do to keep the other 10

Rule 1

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl

2

If he's in a relationship

And he would cheat on her that means he would cheat on you

3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he want some of your goodies he gone have to work for it

4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickle out here lookin' for a dime

Statistics

Be patient he's waiting

You don't gotta settle for that

Leave what is past alone

Get you a backbone

Stop being sorry for yourself

Have you make champions

It's gonna take patience

Time is still wastin'

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl

2

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it

4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime