I wanna be a bottle blonde.

I don't know why, but I feel conned.

I wanna be an idle teen,

I wish I hadn't been so clean.

I wanna stay inside all day.

I want the world to go away.

I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake.

I wanna be a real fake...

Yeah, I wish I'd been,

I wish I'd been, a Teen, Teen Idle.

Wish I'd been a prom queen,

Fighting for the title

Instead of being si teen

And burning up a bible

Feeling super, super, super, suicidal!

The wasted years,

The wasted youth,

The pretty lies

The ugly truth.

And the day has come where I have died

Only to find, I've come alive.

I wanna be a virgin pure,

A 21st century whore.

I want back my virginity

So I can feel infinity.

I wanna drink until I ache.

I wanna make a big mistake.

I want blood, guts, and angel cake

I'm gonna puke it anyway...

Yeah, I wish I'd been,

I wish I'd been, a Teen, Teen Idle.

Wish I'd been a prom queen,

Fighting for the title

Instead of being si teen

And burning up a bible

Feeling super, super, super, suicidal!

The wasted years,

The wasted youth,

The pretty lies

The ugly truth.

And the day has come where I have died

Only to find, I've come alive.

Come alive,

I've come alive.

Oh.

...

I wish I wasn't such a narcissist.

I wish I didn't really kiss

The mirror when I'm on my own.

Oh God, I'm gonna die alone...

Adolescence didn't make sense,

A little loss of innocence.

The ugliness of being a fool.

Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?

...

Yeah, I wish I'd been,

I wish I'd been, a Teen, Teen Idle.

Wish I'd been a prom queen,

Fighting for the title

Instead of being si teen

And burning up a bible

Feeling super, super, super, suicidal!

The wasted years,

The wasted youth,

The pretty lies

The ugly truth.

And the day has come where I have died

Only to find, I've come alive.

Only to find, I've come alive

Only to find, I've come alive

Oh, alive.

Feeling super, super, super!

Feeling super, super, super!

Feeling super, super, super!

Oh, alive.