why am i vexed when my bowels on flex
why am i i upset when my pants are wet
why am i screaming when my pants start steaming
why do i feel wretched when my undies start stretching
why do i frown when it's brown downtown
why is my soul shattered when my boxers are splattered
why are skies gray when my ass starts to spray
why am i blue when my pants fill with poo
i don't wanna see ya i've got diarrhea
why am i sore when my pants way more
why is there grief when i soil my briefs
why do i worry when i'm making brown slurry
why do i cry when my sphincter says bye
why am i heartbroken when my assholes wide open
what's the sense of doom when i can't find a bathroom
why do i feel shoddy when i've messed up the potty
why is it worse when my pants start to burst
i don't want to see you i've got diarrhea
why am i morose when my toilet gets gross
why am i in pain when my bottle starts to rain
why am i not plus when my trousers start to bust why
