Then it sounds to me like it's time to rumble

Indeed but it is you who will take the tumble

I'm sorry hon but did you just sing that

Of course I did not wait yes I did

I'm sounding shrill against my will and cannot stop this singing

And in my ears I swear I hear a quite distinctive ringing

This silly game is very lame and someone's going to pay

An unknown force but where's the source that has us in it's sway

Who is doing this to us and on this we must concur

They're dastardly despicable disturbingly inexplicable

And infinitely lockable

That dirty rotten rat is

The music meister

Put down your arms my friends your arrows guns and swords

Your resistance to my charm now ends when I belt these power chords

Good guys or bad guys it doesn't really matter

You are all just slaves to my hypnotic patter

As I regale you with my story you'll know you have no choice

But to do my evil bidding when you hear this booming voice

Oh I'm the music meister

He's the music meister and everyone just fawns

He's the music meister and we are all his pawns

And so for me it's destiny to be the maestro of villainy

Yes I'm the music meister and I'm here to settle the score

You see I too have plans for this satellite

And now that I've established who's in charge get to work

The bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir

But something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher

The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance

And it was then with wicked glee I made those puppets dance

I'm the music meister

He's the music meister and everyone just fawns

He's the music meister and we are all his pawns

I'm the music meister crime became my path

He's the music meister and we must beware his wrath

That voice beautiful

You better tow the line you see because your wills belong to me

And now my friends you have the chance to show batman how well you dance

And now that batman's been delayed your usefulness has passed

A distraction is what I need so kick into that blast

Oh I'm the music meister I cannot help but boast

He's the music meister under his spell we're toast

I'm the music meister I've won the day now I must fly

I'm the music meister and I'm here to settle the score