Is that enough off the top?
I don't know, is it?
Yes, yes, goddamn it, yes (I think it's great!)
Good
This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones
A speech about politics
About order, brotherhood, power
But speeches are for campaigning
Now is the time for action
I'll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
Don't ever call me your typical Morty
I answer to nobody, Rick or authority
Smartest of all
Sick with my wording 'cause when I was born
That prick had tried forming me into a genius
I wanted more to see
There was no Jerry, no insecurity
No Beth or Summer family quarreling
I excelled Rick was ashamed
And left for a Morty without any brains
'Cause he never heard me say
"Ah geez, Rick please, just stay"
So I created my own
And placed him under control
My right eye up on the goal
Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions then I get
Their Mortys torture them from night to morning
To disguise my fort on Hideout planet
And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
He prevented it I'll avenge again as president
No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the rickest Morty, hiding in the Rick less Mortys
Never Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty)
No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the rickest Morty, hiding in the Rick less Mortys
It's evil Morty
The Citadel's problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the
Citadel's death, but I've got a message for them
From the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive
A message from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this
Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don't, you're outnumbered
Made my way to the Citadel to prepare
To arrange that day when I sit up there
Campaigned for a change to win it fair
And persuade the state but I didn't care
Defamed by the fake news as a joke
Juggling Rick don't know I'ma go
For their throats, when I'm pouring in votes
The more I coax, then my manager getting cut short
Tried assassinating my ass
Cast him out to space with the trash
Then the shadow council collapsed
I eradicated this clash
Now I lace, all my loose ends
'Cause the change is soon to begin
No more slaves to Rick's perception
Liberate the Mortys and win
Show you what could happen if you call me yellow shirt
Quellin any TerroRick upset about their work
'Cause they never cared a bit for how we let 'em hurt
Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged
No more partners in curriculum
Start from dirt, like in the slums
Of Morty town, for Rick less thugs
Like me, now see what I've become
No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the rickest Morty, hiding in the Rick less Mortys
Never Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty)
No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the rickest Morty, hiding in the Rick less Mortys
It's evil Morty
No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the rickest Morty, hiding in the Rick less Mortys
Never Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty)
No, it's not rookie Morty
It's the rickest Morty, hiding in the Rick less Mortys
It's evil Morty
