You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over

but it's only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other se ual soundtrack

Chito:

More margarita for my cute senorita

Triple the tequila just

to heighten up the flava

Chuggin down on my J&B while checkin

out the parts of my date's anatomy

Forget the brains forget the personality

What I'm after is your effect

on my gravity like Trinity

Flying high with her kicks

and controlling the game

with my heavy duty joystick

Band:

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over

but it's only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other se ual soundtrack

Chito:

Flip the tip as we skip to the ne t trip

Flashing some cash and

some rock star bullshit

Going in for the thrill

moving in for the kill

I got us a room in a fancy hotel

and we got everything we need

A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed

And we try to impress

as we start to undress

Stop the press we need to get this

Band:

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over

but it's only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other se ual soundtrack

Chito:

I like to keep it going

coz' I got it going on

But it's Vinci's turn

on the microphone so

Vinci:

My name is Vinci and I am neat

I love pretty girls and I love to eat

I made this rap from my mind

And I am very very kind

I like to drive fast in fancy cars

And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

You say I'm bad but I am good

So shut up now and eat some food

Chito:

Tsong ano bang problema

mo ayusin mo naman

Lagyan mo naman ng tono

para kang nangangatwiran

Ano bang inaatupag mo

sa bago mong apartment

Sampung taon ka nang sikat

wala ka pa rin bang talent

Vinci:

Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo

Mali ang sinasabi mo

Magaling akong kumanta

Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Chito:

Kung sa bagay mahusay

nga naman yung picha pie

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay

nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

Vinci:

Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

Alam nating mas okay

nung ako yung kumanta

Chito:

Tsong naman please lang

wag ka nang magyabang at

Alam mo naman na pang back up ka lang at

Ilan na ba ang talagang

nagawa mong kanta ilan

Vinci:

Wala eh ano ngayon

Band:

Alam naman nating lahat

Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat

Ang vocalist ng parokya band

Ng parokya ni edgar

Chito:

Teka lang one minute

Pwede bang p i ulit

Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo

Subalit bakit mo naman

nasabing ikaw ang nararapat

Eh ni isang kanta man

lang wala kang naisulat

Vinci:

Eh bat ibang singers naman

kahit di nila sinulat

Ang kinakanta nilang kanta

ay sobra kung sumikat

Tulad ko at ni Quino

at ni Benedict Aquino

Na wala nga yatang

mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

Chito:

Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit

Kung ayaw mong masipa

sa mukha ng malupet

Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao

Na si listo el de gato

sa gulpihang de kontodo

Vinci:

Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako

Hindi porket koreano ka

magaling kang mag taekwando

Wag kang mag aangas sa

lalaking may balbas

Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Dindin:

Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban

Bago kayo magsuntukan

Bat di nyo muna pag usapan

ang di maunawaan

Sige na kiss na, peace na please

Ang bayad mo sa jeepney

kulang pa ng diyes

Kung ayaw mong mangyari

ang nagyari sa iba

Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

Band:

Alam naman nating lahat

Na mahal namin ang isa't isa't

Walang iwanan sa parokya band

Sa parokya ni edgar

Band:

Band... Band...

Chito:

Ah di ko alam kung paano

tatapusin yung kanta

Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala