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If the shoe fits you then do the Jiu Jitsu

You ain't shit I'm a pit you a Shitz-tzu

Swing the Ginsu Yoshimitsu

Pop the Mistu

I'll apply the pressure if you got an issue

What's poppin with you

My shit poppin but i'm out here

Rocking like the rents due

Blud I'll red dot you like a Hindu

Nah we don't order off the menu

Took it cross the border rock the venue

I know the fundamentals

Pick it up like a rental

Raving with the plug up in Sundissential

Mashed in my deck chair

Yac on my vest

Ash in my chest hair

I ain't tryna promo nuttin

I'm dippin out the back like the popo coming

My phones still flashing

Bro still cussin'

You know the drill cousin

I got no chill button

I wear foxes

I rock the Fear Of God with the rare ostrich

I got a pull like a pair of oxes

New creps in Nike Air boxes

The fly fiberoptic

Run the diagnostic

Mans a prophet (stop it)

Ad hoc I had the oz in my back pocket

Shit I just sat on it

I'm It the shits lit like a NASA rocket

Big man back in office

Shattap you bladdy sausage

Ring o'ring of roses

Rave full a posers

Pocket fulla packet

Jokers turned promoters

Bankers on the kezza

Professors driving Ubers

Career against the clock

TikToks a fuckin' movement

In a state of flux

Eggs is on ice

Brexit lookin cute now we fearin' for our lives

Woke looking' sleepy

Fear a booming business

The left sounding snitchy playing right into they fingers

Reporters on the telly treating crisis like the super bowl

Nutters up in office

All hail the fuckin super troll

Truth be told we setting useless goals

But really who's to know

Dick up in your hand

While you watch the bookie news unfold

It's 2020 Year of the fuckin' spenny (speng)

Fuck the few fuck the many

We fighting for flipping pennies

Sippin Henny nyammin Denny's and rollin up dirty 20's

My 30's was a mess but fuck it we ever ready laaa

Guddi check

Guddi check

Who the best

Seedhe Maut Pav saath mode neck

Chore set aur ebow abhi saath hai

Bhai rehta dil k paas hai

Bharunga bhussi uss jaisi

Jab tak ye ankhri saans hai

Hai Bhoori khaal hu mai hindustani beej

Sanskrit se pehechan sapt sindhu waali jeeb

Aur Mere uk wale bhaiyo ko ni lagta hai ajeeb

Kyuki hum bhasha me faste jab kaste kalam se geet

Aur sab yaad hai hater hai hai kitne chode ye dhee ke

Jo dekhna chahte hai neeche humko

Jaise jootey ke feete

Hum baje kabhi ni feeke

Hum likhe jo aata jee me

Ab ye karte humpe trip

Jaise khule jootey ke feete

Meri baato ko pehechaan

Aasuo ko jaan

Aatma hai ek, zindagi hazar

Zindagi hai maze

Sach kahu to bachpan me chidhta tha gore angrez se

Jab school me padhta tha unhone kitni maari hai desh ki

Par umar ke saath cheeze deti hai dikhai

Fir ateet kara maaf aur nazare aage gadhai

Unpadh hai yaha bohot kyuki suvidha nahi aai

Aur jab suvidha aai

Sang leke duvidha laai

Vo sarkari

Teacher schoolo me hai karne ko kamai

Ni jata bache pe dhyaan to bache peere dawai

Par bache ni hai beemar

Vo doctor ne nahi batai

Vo karre nashe parko me

Fir karre khud me ladai (Fuck the system)

Wagwan lu khoon se snaan

Ye bande bachkaand ye gandi zabaan

Faade in bando ki gaand

Bande do gande shaitaan

Thande ye launde lapaat

Jalti inn laundo ki jhaat chhhhsssss

Hain baalak kamm akal ke

Humaare humshakal se

Shayad thodi akal hai to seedhe maut se nahi jhagadte

Aur saale dal badalte

Aage badhte lund pakad ke

Ye launde mere liye stuff raggadte the aaj saalo ki jalti mujhse

Aage se ni game dunga game

Haath me versace aur ek moti chain

Rang layegi mehnat sochke rok liya khudko Thodi der

Best in the business ye Mazaak me koi ni karta claim

Hu sabse galat inn amateur rappero se ek alag lane hain kon ye bande?

Reality check ni gaade tumne jhande yaha pe

Diya itna waqt k Apne skills pe mujhko bohot ghamand hai

Game maange dherya dubaara

Jo merme waise hi kamm hai

Chodd k chale jau set ni mile respect agar

Itna gaand dum hai

Guddi check

Guddi check

Who the best

Seedhe Maut Pav saath mode neck

Chore set aur ebow abhi saath hai

Bhai rehta dil k paas hai

Bharunga bhussi uss jaisi

Jab tak ye ankhri saans hai

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