You turned me into the softest b***h I know

I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow

I was sour, I was mean, kids would cry when they looked at me

But that all changed

Love made me approachable

Love made me sweet

It's f*****g miserable

But it can't be beat

Love made me cordial

It never ends

I want to terrify you

But instead we're friends

Love made me soft

For the best

You turned me into Gandhi's little cousin

I spread peace and joy, like I'm not above them

I miss the days when I was nasty, Christians wouldn't dare to pass me

But that all changed

Love made me approachable

Love made me sweet

It's f*****g miserable

But it can't be beat

Love made me cordial

It never ends

I want to terrify you

But instead we're friends

Love made me soft

For the best