I THINK PEOPLE

FORGET ABOUT

THE TRUE MEANING

OF CHRISTMAS

LOVE FRIENDSHIP

AND SPENDIN' TIME

WITH THE FAMILY

MAMA'D BE INSIDE

FIXIN' TURKEY

AND DRESSIN' AND

ME AND MY BROTHERS

USED TO PLAY OUTSIDE

IN THE SNOW

FOR HOURS

THROWIN'

SNOW BALLS AND

I'LL NEVER FORGET

MY DADDY COMIN'

OUTSIDE AND SAYIN'

HEY

WHO PUT THE D###

ON THE SNOWMAN

AND EMBARRASSED

THE FAMILY

YOU COULD HAVE

USED A BALL BAT

A CUCUMBER

OR A ZUCCHINI

BUT INSTEAD

YOU USED A THIMBLE

SOMETHIN' YOU COULD

BARELY SEE

A-WHO PUT THE D###

ON THE SNOWMAN

AND MADE HIM

LOOK LIKE ME

YOU BOYS BEEN TALKIN'

TO YOUR MAMA

I GOT YOUR

CHRISTMAS PRESENT

RIGHT HERE

YOU LITTLE BASTARD

IT'S A HICKORY STICK

I'M GONNA

BEAT YOUR A$$