A-two, three, four!

Give me a tug!

Ha

Now, I don't really know what you're thinkin'

When you're lookin' at a gnome like me, ow!

But I can show you somethin' special, whoa!

You know this and you ladies can see

Got a twinkle in my eye, that's right

Hit the lights and you'll find a surprise, ah!

'Cause there is somethin' underneath my drawers

Come on, let your fingers explore

Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)

Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)

Oh!

Well, I know that you're thinkin' about me, ow!

'Cause your curiosity has been piqued

I may be 42 inches of sexy

But I'm 69 feet of freak

I'm not gonna tell you to stop

I'm feeling good, going in, going out

You wanna hear somethin' pop?

Well, give me a tug, and good God, I'll shout

Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)

Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)

Woo! Goodnight, Emon